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Night Shift With Mr. & Mrs. Cowface
« on: February 06, 2019, 01:58:09 am »
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2019, 02:31:32 am »
There was this time... as a child I somehow knew right from wrong. Still I often chose wrong. I sensed it deep in my soul. I loved choosing right... but at times I could not help myself by nature.

I once for a time at 5 yr old collected little tid bits of food, popcorn, & candy to have hidden for myself to eat later. I hid it in my clothes closet. Mom found it & confronted me "What am I not feeding you enough?!!!"

I had no answer... Moral of the story... evolved from a squirrel
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2019, 03:05:19 am »
There was this hot blonde chick from Holgate that would drive around Napoleon on weekends. She drove a black Corvair convertible wiith a red interior. The top was always down & car overflowing  with more hot chicks. So we always cruised around town looking for her. Her name was Debbie and she was a real blonde.

She was always bubbly, laughing & loads of fun. We always cruised town around Burger Cheff, then down to the bowling alley, behind the drive-in theater.... then back through town, cross the Maumee River bridge, circle around the car wash... and back again repeat all night.

Many times we stopped behind the drive-in & watched movies drinking beer. Debbie was like out of the movies smoking hot... but so sweet & innocent that none of us thought to ever take a crack at her. She remained our drinking buddy pal.

Moral  of the story.... you don't ever mess with my friend
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2019, 05:35:39 am »
Well, just check this out, Mr Cowface has his own chat and storytelling thread!!

I look forward to reading about your adventures, sir...
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2019, 08:57:18 am »
Congrats cowface!

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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2019, 08:58:27 am »
Way to go cowface!!!
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2019, 12:34:58 pm »
Looking forward to reading more of your adventures cowface, thank you for sharing them.
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2019, 12:45:08 pm »
well someone finally made Cowface a thread so we can read his stories...I enjoy it alot....way to go my friend...
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2019, 05:02:03 pm »
Mr Cowface, I wish you would find your stories scattered throughout the forums and copy/paste them to this thread for people's enjoyment.  You honestly do tell a good story every time and we all look forward to you coming on Night Shift and sharing them with us.  Thank you!
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2019, 06:05:05 pm »
Mr Cowface, I wish you would find your stories scattered throughout the forums and copy/paste them to this thread for people's enjoyment.  You honestly do tell a good story every time and we all look forward to you coming on Night Shift and sharing them with us.  Thank you!


You are too kind. OK, I will work on that, thanks.

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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2019, 06:10:58 pm »
yes I am waiting for more stories.... ;D

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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2019, 06:12:31 pm »
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I remember like yesterday my very first dance with a girl. It was at my high school sock hop dance. For those who are too young too remember, this was back in the day when the dance was held on the basketball court... and we all know they did not allow what they called "Streak Shoes" on the beautiful wood floors of the basketball court. So you had to dance in your socks... thus the name "Sock Hop". 


I was in the 7th grade and it was my first dance.  I had my eye on one girl... her name was Patty. My parents had warned me when her family moved into the community that they were not to be associated with. The family was bad blood, trouble, but I did not care... I liked Pattie.


Next thing I know they were playing "Hey Jude" by the Beatles and Pattie and I were slow dancing together. We were entwined together as one on the dance floor with her head on my shoulder. I can still smell the sweet fragrance of her long golden hair next to my neck. I felt new feelings I had never felt before!


Suddenly next thing I knew this other chick Susan was all over me and I found myself dancing with her the rest of the night. The following year our small town school was closed and we were consolidated with two neighboring county schools. I never saw Patty or Susan ever again.


Moral of the story... dance

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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2019, 06:18:34 pm »
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I once was accosted on the street late one night by a group of drinking women on a girls night out for their friend's bachelorette party.  They all surrounded me and said that the bride to be wanted a kissed for her girls night out.


I knew the bride well and we were friends... but I had been hitchhiking about the country for a couple of years and had just arrived back in town. The girls said that the bride in the past had a big crush on me... and so she wanted a kiss to see what she may had missed. I considered the bride to be a friend like a sister and I never knew how she had felt.


I respected this girl as a friend so I purposely gave her the very WORST kiss I had ever given a girl.... with no emotion & completely blank of any compassion or love... very cold.  Why you say? I wanted my friend to be happy in her new marriage and to always know that kissing me was nothing.


My masculinity as a dude was humiliated... but I felt it went to a good cause and I trust that Marcia is still happily married to this day.


Moral of the story... you never know the power of one little kiss.
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2019, 06:22:58 pm »
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Back in 1970 me & my buddies were drinking & driving around Napoleon scoping out the town for chicks. We spotted an old corvair convertible driving around town with the top down... and filled with chicks! It wasn't long that we attracted their attention and we all stopped to meet up. Next thing I know we were all driving around together in our car and I had this cool chick in my lap! I did not know her, but we began to make out and kissed the whole night away. We became a couple and dated a year or so... until she began to speak of marriage, marriage, marriage. End of story. I was 17 what do you expect. Unfortunately I was then going steady with this girl and could not answer back to the previous girl who sought me out as "ready".  This was the catapult to my leaving town to hitchhike about the country for several years.


Moral of the story... behind every great man is a great woman.
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2019, 06:25:08 pm »
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There was this chick from Holgate... she was fantasy beautiful... with jet black straight hair and pearl complexion. Her name eludes me now 45 yr later.  We were at a German October Fest polka dance.  She was broken hearted crying when I saw her... so I approached her and said "When you are ready to date another, look me up". I was way outside her league being the beauty that she was, so I never thought her to take me serious, or ever hear from her again.


6 months later... I was at my local small town gas station... when in walked this same chick and she walked directly up to me and said "I am ready".
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2019, 06:26:35 pm »
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My first love was Pauline. We met when I was in Kindergarten. She was in the 3rd grade. I knew she was an older woman, but I could not resist her. She was beautiful and was Italian. She was a little thing so our age difference didn't bother me. We would meet up each recess to play checkers. When I entered the 1st grade I lost track of Pauline and we both moved on. I never noticed her again.... but to this very day I always think of Pauline whenever I drive by her house... I wonder whatever happened to Pauline & hope she is well.
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2019, 06:28:08 pm »
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Her name was Connie from the 6th grade. I was seeing Patty at the time... but after a noon game of sideline basketball I switched sides. I gave my heart to Connie. I rode my bicycle down the Ridge Road every day after school to visit Connie. We always met up in her barn high up in the hay loft. We spent many secret hours in the hay loft talking amongst the hay bales.


I was too young to know any better... I was too young to know this was the perfect opportunity to kiss Connie or to do other grown up things. Those were innocent days when girls were treated like ladies... although I did not understand. We behaved quite naturally both Connie & me... innocent friends in love.


Moral of the story... friends know no boundaries and have no need to.
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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2019, 06:30:08 pm »
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I will never forget the night we all went for a pee together. Strange it must sound, but nature does call to us all male & female. This story dates back around 1972. My gang of buddies and I all went out drinking for the weekend and we were driving around town looking for chicks as usual. We met up with a car load of chicks who were also out drinking driving around town looking for guys.


We all wound up together and late at night driving around drinking and then eventually we all had to pee. Well, there were no public restrooms in the towns we drove through of Hamler, McLure, Miller City, Holgate, Napoleon, Archbold, Ridgeville Corners, Pettisville, Bryan, Stryker, Wauseon, Defiance, and Timbuktu... which evidently we had arrived in.


So we pulled over in the middle of this small town, next to a park next to a river... and we all unloaded out of the cars and stepped out ...and we all took a pee together. We stood or squatted in a line... male & female and relieved ourselves together. We at that moment both male & female were all perfect equals... and we all had to pee... so we did so without judgment or shame.


The moral of the story is... a good pee should be had by all.
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