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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2019, 07:39:13 am »
Why did the guy throw butter out the window!?!?

Cause...

He wanted to see a butterfly!!!

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2019, 07:47:44 am »
LMFAO!!!

That's right!!! Never go empty handed!!!

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Should at least be carrying a cube of Pepsi in each hand, eh UT?

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2019, 08:58:21 pm »
Should at least be carrying a cube of Pepsi in each hand, eh UT?

That's right!!!

You can never go wrong when packing Pepsi!!!

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2019, 09:00:56 pm »
What's the best part of Switzerland!?!?

I don't know...

But the flag is a big plus...

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2019, 05:20:17 pm »


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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2019, 09:12:30 am »
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!

Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!


Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2019, 09:12:59 am »
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2019, 11:00:12 pm »


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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #62 on: July 28, 2019, 10:59:35 am »
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather beautiful blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a nice looking woman would be waving to him. Although she looks familiar, but he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy ****," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher..."

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #63 on: July 28, 2019, 11:22:04 am »
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather beautiful blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a nice looking woman would be waving to him. Although she looks familiar, but he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy ****," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher..."

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #64 on: July 28, 2019, 10:58:38 pm »
Ha!!!



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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #65 on: February 12, 2020, 08:40:15 am »
What does a 75 year old women have between her breast that a 25 year old doesn't......

Her Navel

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #66 on: February 12, 2020, 08:45:19 am »
What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken Have In Common

By The Time You're finished with the Breast and Thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #67 on: February 12, 2020, 08:47:59 pm »
Little Johnny sees little Susie sitting on a bench in front of the school crying, why you crying asks Johnny, because I dont have any candy money says Susie. Little Johnny says I'll give you candy money if you'll climb the flag pole, up the pole goes little Susie, Johnny gives her the money, when Susie got home her mom asks where she got the candy and Susie tells her,  Johnny just wants to look up your dress and see your Panties says her mom. The next day Johnny asks her to climb the flag pole and he'd give her twice the candy so up the pole she went, when she got home  mom says Susie, I told you Johnny just wants to see your panties so don't do that again. The next day Susie comes home with a huge bag of Candy and her mom is livid, I told you all little Johnny wants to do is look up your dress and see your panties to which little Susie replies "well the jokes on little Johnny because I didnt wear any panties today!"

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #68 on: February 12, 2020, 08:55:36 pm »
I met a Prostitute the other day that said for 100 $ she'd do anything I wanted her to, I told her to put a new roof on the barn.

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #69 on: February 12, 2020, 10:17:00 pm »
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