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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #54 on: May 16, 2019, 07:39:13 am »
Why did the guy throw butter out the window!?!?

Cause...

He wanted to see a butterfly!!!

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #55 on: May 16, 2019, 07:47:44 am »
LMFAO!!!

That's right!!! Never go empty handed!!!

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Should at least be carrying a cube of Pepsi in each hand, eh UT?

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #56 on: May 16, 2019, 08:58:21 pm »
Should at least be carrying a cube of Pepsi in each hand, eh UT?

That's right!!!

You can never go wrong when packing Pepsi!!!

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2019, 09:00:56 pm »
What's the best part of Switzerland!?!?

I don't know...

But the flag is a big plus...

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #58 on: June 03, 2019, 05:20:17 pm »


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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #59 on: July 10, 2019, 09:12:30 am »
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!

Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!


Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #60 on: July 10, 2019, 09:12:59 am »
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners

The lady says, "Come Again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #61 on: July 17, 2019, 11:00:12 pm »


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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #62 on: July 28, 2019, 10:59:35 am »
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather beautiful blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a nice looking woman would be waving to him. Although she looks familiar, but he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy ****," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher..."
"...don't keep the shovel receipt"

My Life is just a bunch of "It seemed like a good idea at the time" strung together.

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #63 on: July 28, 2019, 11:22:04 am »
A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a rather beautiful blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.

He is rather taken aback that such a nice looking woman would be waving to him. Although she looks familiar, but he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies "I think you're the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful.
"Holy ****," he says, "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher..."

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Re: Joke Of The Day
« Reply #64 on: July 28, 2019, 10:58:38 pm »
Ha!!!



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