Unless my son is driving the boat, I am not having more than one or two mic-ultras when I go out there. I had a tall IPA and a half in me when we left the restaurant. I was only gonna have two, but figured 1.5 was enough after I saw all those boats pulled over. Then when we left the restaurant, I passed a police boat and nodded to the officers, right after the no wake. Then when I picked up speed and was cruising maybe about 1/8 of a mile in front of them I see something black out of my right corner vision and then I look to my right again and it's the rope that my son dropped on the front of the boat when he got in it at the dock. I have told them you always wind those up and don't leave the rope lose. It takes 3 seconds to wind it up.
I told him, we are lucky they didn't stop our stupid azzes.
I don't boat hammered unless I am in the rowboat, they forgot to make that illegal, but I do often enjoy a few.