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Re: Thoughts On Topix Closing
« Reply #396 on: January 22, 2019, 10:25:22 pm »
Quote from: Weepy on January 22, 2019, 09:54:20 pm
Reminds me of Spaci waiting on Kookie myself  ;D

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« Reply #397 on: January 23, 2019, 07:12:11 am »
Good morning all.
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« Reply #398 on: January 23, 2019, 07:23:27 am »
Quote from: purplelady1040 on January 23, 2019, 07:12:11 am
Good morning all.

Good morning PL, how are you?
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« Reply #399 on: January 23, 2019, 07:23:50 am »

Chinese Laundry

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from laundryman:

"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!
 USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!
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« Reply #400 on: January 23, 2019, 07:37:14 am »
Morning all....Ricky, you’ve still got some great jokes.
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« Reply #401 on: January 23, 2019, 07:45:36 am »
Quote from: Ricky F on January 23, 2019, 07:23:27 am
Good morning PL, how are you?

Doing great just watching the rain. Hope you are well?
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« Reply #402 on: January 23, 2019, 08:24:25 am »
Quote from: Ricky F on January 23, 2019, 07:23:50 am
Chinese Laundry

A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

She got the laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note:

"USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!"

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from laundryman:

"I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!!
 USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!
Good one Ricky!!! This is the kind of stuff I would have missed if we all wouldn't have been reunited! Good morning friends.  PL it's gloomy and raining here today too. SD is probably sitting in the sun with flip flops, a Panama Jack hat and a margarita.  Hate he's missing our weather🤨
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Re: Thoughts On Topix Closing
« Reply #403 on: January 23, 2019, 08:28:58 am »
Good morning all, no rain here yet, good joke Ricky!
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Re: Thoughts On Topix Closing
« Reply #404 on: January 23, 2019, 08:40:09 am »
Quote from: Mark mark on January 23, 2019, 08:24:25 am
Good one Ricky!!! This is the kind of stuff I would have missed if we all wouldn't have been reunited! Good morning friends.  PL it's gloomy and raining here today too. SD is probably sitting in the sun with flip flops, a Panama Jack hat and a margarita.  Hate he's missing our weather🤨
I can send him the weather and teach him to quit bragging about his. Lol, but maybe he is going to go on and on about his weather and the mindless reports of it.

Hahahahaha.
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« Reply #405 on: January 23, 2019, 08:46:27 am »
Quote from: Mark mark on January 23, 2019, 08:24:25 am
Good one Ricky!!! This is the kind of stuff I would have missed if we all wouldn't have been reunited! Good morning friends.  PL it's gloomy and raining here today too. SD is probably sitting in the sun with flip flops, a Panama Jack hat and a margarita.  Hate he's missing our weather🤨

Oh how I wish I was! We had a storm last night and I woke up to no power this morning. It’s cold and raining outside and I’m stuck in the house with a cranky dog and wife. Hope you all are having a better day!
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Re: Thoughts On Topix Closing
« Reply #406 on: January 23, 2019, 09:13:00 am »
Quote from: Sundog512 on January 23, 2019, 08:46:27 am
Oh how I wish I was! We had a storm last night and I woke up to no power this morning. It’s cold and raining outside and I’m stuck in the house with a cranky dog and wife. Hope you all are having a better day!
Is both the dog and the wife cranky? Lol
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« Reply #407 on: January 23, 2019, 09:30:20 am »
Quote from: purplelady1040 on January 23, 2019, 09:13:00 am
Is both the dog and the wife cranky? Lol

Yes they are and both are cranky because they can’t go for a walk. Now I’m cranky because they can’t go for a walk. No heat, no lights, no tv, no hot water, a cranky dog, a cranky wife.....and 2.5 hours until the bar opens.
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« Reply #408 on: January 23, 2019, 09:57:14 am »
Quote from: Sundog512 on January 23, 2019, 09:30:20 am
Yes they are and both are cranky because they can’t go for a walk. Now I’m cranky because they can’t go for a walk. No heat, no lights, no tv, no hot water, a cranky dog, a cranky wife.....and 2.5 hours until the bar opens.
Hahahaha. Now you know why they should allow teachers to have alcohol in their coffee because they have to deal with crankiness all day long.
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Re: Thoughts On Topix Closing
« Reply #409 on: January 23, 2019, 10:10:21 am »
Quote from: Sundog512 on January 23, 2019, 08:46:27 am
Oh how I wish I was! We had a storm last night and I woke up to no power this morning. It’s cold and raining outside and I’m stuck in the house with a cranky dog and wife. Hope you all are having a better day!

Your weather patterns are very misunderstood I  think. I have seen winter blasts in Houston before on TV in the past though it may not be often. Your rainstorms can be ugly. Is lightning a severe issue there? It is in places like SC and FL..
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« Reply #410 on: January 23, 2019, 10:32:48 am »
Quote from: Weepy on January 23, 2019, 10:10:21 am
Your weather patterns are very misunderstood I  think. I have seen winter blasts in Houston before on TV in the past though it may not be often. Your rainstorms can be ugly. Is lightning a severe issue there? It is in places like SC and FL..

We get crazy storms here. I spent most of life in the upper Midwest and we had some ugly storms there, but here I think they are even worse. I guess this storm blew in around midnight last night with high winds and heavy rains. I slept through it, but my wife was awake. She said she saw a bright flash and heard a loud explosion. The transformer in front of our subdivision blew. We seem to have a lot of power outages here.
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« Reply #411 on: January 23, 2019, 10:34:58 am »
Quote from: purplelady1040 on January 23, 2019, 09:57:14 am
Hahahaha. Now you know why they should allow teachers to have alcohol in their coffee because they have to deal with crankiness all day long.

Well lucky for me, wife is going to her knitting group. Let them deal with her crankiness. I’m going take a nap and be done with this. Power is supposed to come back on at 11:30.
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« Reply #412 on: January 23, 2019, 10:36:56 am »
Quote from: Sundog512 on January 23, 2019, 10:34:58 am
Well lucky for me, wife is going to her knitting group. Let them deal with her crankiness. I’m going take a nap and be done with this. Power is supposed to come back on at 11:30.
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Re: Thoughts On Topix Closing
« Reply #413 on: January 23, 2019, 06:02:53 pm »
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