If you hadn't stopped at the fridge, you'd have found the Restroom. It has a custom made sign on the front that says "Tallywhackers" taped over the "Pabst Blue Ribbon" emblem. Hold it as close as you can. On the other side of the room there's a bed sheet hung up in the corner with a sign that says "#2 or Girls". Behind the curtain is a 5 gallon bucket, some corn cobs, and a portable seat. Help yourself. When the toilet gets full, find a place to dispose of it. The bottles are being recycled for the undesirables if they show up.
Is that the same restroom that says for a good time call Mark or you? I hope it isn't that one because I worked hard at scratching the numbers out on both ya'll.