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This is a funny version of old school rap by Ben Folds on a piano.  I saw them sing this at a piano bar once.  Those places are pretty fun for drinks.

As long as my mutha effin pockets was fat

didn't give a effin where the b itch was at

That makes me crack up when sing like this on a piano.

My good buddy's gf broke up with him.  She's 27 and he's 44.  She's a waitress ... smoking hot.  Like hooters calendar girl hot and so are all the waitresses at this place.

He actually does better with women than me ... he is tall blonde and blue eyes, but he doesn't have his shyte together.  He's always had hot girls.  He's not a player either ... we were even talking about it this summer and saying wif is wrong with both of us ... why do we get attached to one woman .. we could both be honest players and women wouldn't care if we were upfront.  We are brain damaged.

We all were trying to comfort him and he was talking crazy and said he's never picked and was suggesting he was gonna do something g stupid.  I told him remember who the eff he is and he'll get over this.  I told him he can be my wife human this summer if I come up to visit, lol.

He wasn't responding to anyone.

I got a text from him at 1 something in the AM thanking me.  He has a lot of friends who are there for him and who care for him.



He needs to get his shyte together though ... he is handsome and fun, but too much snow (it snows all the time in my home town ... not really my thing) up there and it's a lot of people I know.  Never has much money on him.  That gets old for women, especially some 27 or 28 year old hottie who probably plenty of other guys who aren't so bad looking themselves and with $$$ hitting on them and offering to spend it on them.  That's really what the issue is.  That's always been him though.  It's one of his flaws ... has his own house, but it's not like he's chasing goals ... he's just getting by and having fun.  Like he could never do a bike trip with me even though he has a Harley unless I paid for everything and I was thinking next year I will except for his drinks and gas.  We can get some other friends too.

For Your Buddy NC Yankee.........

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I think 2 can be more lonely than 1 where it is just dead between the 2 of you.  It's much worse in so many ways.  I could almost skip down the street I am so happy to be out of that and made it to the other side.  I'm laughing in happiness as I type this.  I would have never had anything or achieved any of my goals and I can finally do bigger and better things that I am compelled to do.