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Re: Does Our Media Work For The People ?
« Reply #68112 on: August 01, 2020, 11:32:52 am »
A chicken farmer went out one dark and dreary day,
He stopped to sit beside the coup to break along his way,
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye,
It was a sight he dreaded...Ghost Chickens in the sky.

(Chorus)
Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Ghost Chickens in the sky

The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty-four
Been workin' for the Colonel some thirty years or more
Raisin' all thise chickens then sending them to fry
Now they want revenge... Those chickens in the sky.
(Chorus)

Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes a burnin' red,
They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were dead.
They picked the farmer up and he died by the claw.
They cooked him extra crispy...and ate him with coleslaw.
You know there's something wrong with you,right? 😳

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« Reply #68113 on: August 01, 2020, 11:33:34 am »
What was wrong with it? Why couldn't you eat it?
LOL We all know the answer to this.  Why are you baiting?  :P

In his defense, I have never eaten one of my chickens either.  I have dispatched a few myself.
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Re: Does Our Media Work For The People ?
« Reply #68114 on: August 01, 2020, 11:34:35 am »
A chicken farmer went out one dark and dreary day,
He stopped to sit beside the coup to break along his way,
When all at once a rotten egg hit him in the eye,
It was a sight he dreaded...Ghost Chickens in the sky.

(Chorus)
Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Bawk, bawk bawk bawwwwwkk,
Ghost Chickens in the sky

The farmer had raised chickens since he was twenty-four
Been workin' for the Colonel some thirty years or more
Raisin' all thise chickens then sending them to fry
Now they want revenge... Those chickens in the sky.
(Chorus)

Their beaks were black and shiny, their eyes a burnin' red,
They had no meat or feathers, these chickens all were dead.
They picked the farmer up and he died by the claw.
They cooked him extra crispy...and ate him with coleslaw.


Lol! Funny!

OMG, it's a real song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYC50Q2WxY
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« Reply #68115 on: August 01, 2020, 11:35:31 am »
LOL We all know the answer to this.  Why are you baiting?  :P

In his defense, I have never eaten one of my chickens either.  I have dispatched a few myself.


Oooh, you caught me.
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« Reply #68116 on: August 01, 2020, 11:36:10 am »

Lol! Funny!

OMG, it's a real song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYC50Q2WxY
You just blew Pete's cover.  Now we all know his real name.
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« Reply #68117 on: August 01, 2020, 11:45:23 am »
I went down to Nogales one time. There was a guy on the street with this poor creature enlisted to his trade. He told me for one Yankee dollar I could take a picture of his zebra. I said "That's a fckng donkey you spray painted stripes on"   
"No, Senor. Es cebra".   I took the picture anyway.  I wish I would have bought one of the giant Mexican hats he was selling out of the zebra's cart. It would have gone nicely with the cheap blanket, cheap tequila and blister sheet of demerol I bought at the la farmacia.

This was pre-cartel

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Poor...poor ...b*stard.
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« Reply #68118 on: August 01, 2020, 11:45:56 am »
You just blew Pete's cover.  Now we all know his real name.
I like his hat though.

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« Reply #68119 on: August 01, 2020, 11:47:46 am »
I went down to Nogales one time. There was a guy on the street with this poor creature enlisted to his trade. He told me for one Yankee dollar I could take a picture of his zebra. I said "That's a fckng donkey you spray painted stripes on"   
"No, Senor. Es cebra".   I took the picture anyway.  I wish I would have bought one of the giant Mexican hats he was selling out of the zebra's cart. It would have gone nicely with the cheap blanket, cheap tequila and blister sheet of demerol I bought at the la farmacia.

This was pre-cartel

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Poor...poor ...b*stard.
The fake zebra looks amazingly depressed! What a sht life!😳

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« Reply #68120 on: August 01, 2020, 11:48:40 am »
Thought they banned you there!
I send my wife. They seem to pity her there.
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« Reply #68121 on: August 01, 2020, 11:49:16 am »
I send my wife. They seem to pity her there.
Doubtless! 😆

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« Reply #68122 on: August 01, 2020, 11:53:56 am »
I went down to Nogales one time. There was a guy on the street with this poor creature enlisted to his trade. He told me for one Yankee dollar I could take a picture of his zebra. I said "That's a fckng donkey you spray painted stripes on"   
"No, Senor. Es cebra".   I took the picture anyway.  I wish I would have bought one of the giant Mexican hats he was selling out of the zebra's cart. It would have gone nicely with the cheap blanket, cheap tequila and blister sheet of demerol I bought at the la farmacia.

This was pre-cartel

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Poor...poor ...b*stard.
Maybe it was a zonkey. Lol.
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Re: Does Our Media Work For The People ?
« Reply #68123 on: August 01, 2020, 11:54:16 am »
The real victim in all this is Melania.  She should divorce him, write a tell-all book and move to a private island somewhere.  Her scheme of being a trophy-wife cum wealthy-widow has been destroyed by Trump's epically pathological narcissism.

Melanie is far from a victim. She knew exactly what she was getting into.
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« Reply #68124 on: August 01, 2020, 11:54:43 am »
I swear,I saw her riding a broom a hundred feet in the air last Halloween!😃

Did you read where the republicans gave in to four of her demands and still nothing? 

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« Reply #68125 on: August 01, 2020, 11:55:19 am »
My chickens are subjects of the realm.  They have full rights of citizenship and are free to roam the land.   
We were at a flower farm yesterday and they had chickens there. But they lived in appalling conditions, confined to a coup with a tiny outdoor space that was caged off with chicken wire.   I felt bad for them.
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« Reply #68126 on: August 01, 2020, 11:56:31 am »
Melanie is far from a victim. She knew exactly what she was getting into.
I don't think she bargained on becoming the First lady of the United States.  her life is trash now. She should have stayed in Estonia.
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« Reply #68127 on: August 01, 2020, 11:59:05 am »

Lol! Funny!

OMG, it's a real song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjYC50Q2WxY

Oh dear. The guy in the black suit looks like an Elvis impersonator.

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« Reply #68128 on: August 01, 2020, 12:07:10 pm »
I don't think she bargained on becoming the First lady of the United States.  her life is trash now. She should have stayed in Estonia.

The thing is, everyone sees her as a victim so the the sympathy flows. Meantime she renegotiated a new pre-nup,  jets back and forth between NY and DC, and welcomed her family thru chain immigration. You know that thing Trump is against. Oh and she has a bf in NY.  Last but not least she shares in every damn dime he steals from the taxpayers.

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« Reply #68129 on: August 01, 2020, 12:15:28 pm »
I don't think she bargained on becoming the First lady of the United States.  her life is trash now. She should have stayed in Estonia.
She'll write a tell -all,make a billion bucks.