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Re: Night Shift With Cowface
« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2019, 06:54:34 pm »
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  • I was hitchhiking in Florida back in the 70's when I stopped to take in some shade under a large shade tree in rural FL which looks nothing like the coast. Shortly a pickup truck pulled over and a man with a shotgun got out and yelled at me to move along or he was calling the Sheriff. I did so.

    Later that evening up the road farther (or is it further) I caught a ride with this weird fellow. It was getting dark and I didn't want to ride with this "fellow" any further. So I asked him to drop me off at this upcoming orange grove I saw coming. So he did. I then proceeded to walk as far into this 200 acre orange grove.

    I got in the middle of the orange grove when I heard this "fellow" yelling out my name. Why did I tell him my stupid name. I ignored the fellow and went further/farther into the orange grove and laid down for the night.

    I awoke the next morning to blue sky's and glorious golden sun... laying on the ground where I had slept... I looked up and there above me hung one beautiful orange.

    I looked around the huge orange grove and found that there were no other oranges on any of the other trees... only this one single orange hanging directly over my head.  So I picked that orange and had a glorious breakfast of it.

    Moral of the story.... when weirdos may try to get you... do not stand for it... head to the middle of whatever shelter you can find.  Sleep safe... when you wake up... you will find safety... and a surprise for breakfast. Someone above watches over you always.



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