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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #36 on: November 07, 2019, 02:31:58 pm »
Of COURSE !!!!
I'm very accomplished at being creative/inventive
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2019, 04:16:14 pm »
I'm sure you do :)

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #38 on: November 08, 2019, 09:54:57 am »
I'm rolling down the hill to visit Kojak with a spray can of polish and a duster.



I may need help to roll back up again as all the King's Horses and all the King's Men are useless !!
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #39 on: November 08, 2019, 10:51:28 am »
But you have a Queen.

I am sure she would help you.

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #40 on: November 08, 2019, 11:02:05 am »
We have a lot of Queens Smurfy, as I'm sure you have too
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2019, 12:30:23 pm »
We have a lot of Queens Smurfy, as I'm sure you have too

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2019, 09:41:20 am »
I am walking on water. I have wet feet and little fish keep nibbling my toes.
I'm trying to avoid Sprocket's Piranhas that proliferate my pond. They can be somewhat unpredictable when disturbed and they have very sharp teeth.
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2019, 03:36:09 pm »
I'm thinking you better drain your pond.

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2019, 08:28:01 pm »
quick too..LOL

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #45 on: November 10, 2019, 07:49:36 am »
I'm draining my pond and putting all the piranhas in a bucket. They keep looking over the top and snarling at me. Does anyone have any advice on what to do with them before they go for the jugular ??
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #46 on: November 10, 2019, 09:35:03 am »
I'm draining my pond and putting all the piranhas in a bucket. They keep looking over the top and snarling at me. Does anyone have any advice on what to do with them before they go for the jugular ??

Have a fish fry?

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #47 on: November 10, 2019, 09:59:32 am »
I'm considering your suggestion Smurfy but I think all those teeth would be a bit too crunchy for me.
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #48 on: November 10, 2019, 10:01:25 am »
I'm considering your suggestion Smurfy but I think all those teeth would be a bit too crunchy for me.

I am hoping you cut their heads off.

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #49 on: November 10, 2019, 10:54:13 am »
Oh !! Are you supposed to do that ??



That's why I had to keep spitting the eyeballs out !!
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #50 on: November 10, 2019, 12:59:24 pm »
I'm thinking you keep them in a jar.

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #51 on: November 10, 2019, 01:50:50 pm »
Ooooooooooooo  I'm afraid I couldn't do that Smurfy, they'd be watching me all night
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #52 on: November 10, 2019, 01:54:21 pm »
Cover the jar, or paint it black.

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #53 on: November 10, 2019, 02:21:32 pm »
I am astonished at just how ingenious you are Smurfy, I'll take all your suggestions on board and come up with some sort of compromise as to what too do with the glutinous eyeballs that seem to be everywhere now. I'm sure they're multiplying. 
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the f**k are you doing?