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« on: October 29, 2019, 02:24:54 pm »
I am flying across the Arabian desert on a magic carpet in search of Ali Baba
I need a haircut  ;)
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2019, 02:25:39 pm »
I'm a sandwich short of a picnic
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2019, 02:28:52 pm »
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2019, 02:40:45 pm »
I am a Smurf whose brain is scrambled by an egg. lol
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2019, 02:51:45 pm »
I am reliably informed that Smurfs make wonderful lovers
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2019, 11:30:04 am »
I am here to say I agree with you!

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2019, 01:18:22 pm »
I'm California dreamin'
On such a winter's day
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2019, 01:33:56 pm »
Quote from: egg on October 30, 2019, 01:18:22 pm
I'm California dreamin'
On such a winter's day

I am doing the same ;)
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2019, 02:25:24 pm »
I'm hearing a strange noise from close by.
Is it a bird ??
Is it a Plane ??
or maybe it's a Woodchuck ??
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

No it's Smurfy pooh, gently snoring as he dreams sweet dreams of Sleepy Hollow and the Blue Birds twittering in the branches.
He's had a hard day gathering the Smurfberries that were roasted on the fire for supper. Burping softly to himself he turns over and....................
............falls out of bed with a BUMP !!
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2019, 04:36:19 pm »
Quote from: egg on October 30, 2019, 02:25:24 pm
I'm hearing a strange noise from close by.
Is it a bird ??
Is it a Plane ??
or maybe it's a Woodchuck ??
"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

No it's Smurfy pooh, gently snoring as he dreams sweet dreams of Sleepy Hollow and the Blue Birds twittering in the branches.
He's had a hard day gathering the Smurfberries that were roasted on the fire for supper. Burping softly to himself he turns over and....................
............falls out of bed with a BUMP !!

LMAO!!

You are a certified nutter...lol
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2019, 10:23:36 am »
I may be a nutter but as yet....................

I am not certified.

My certificate has been in the post for a very long time, perhaps the Postie kept it for himself ??

I DO have this prized award though


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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2019, 12:58:12 pm »
The way you are going, you're sure to get it soon.
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2019, 02:06:43 pm »
I'm not planning on going any way yet Smurfy
Although, at times my right hand doesn't know what my left hand is doing and my left hand doesn't know what my big toe is doing but it all soon becomes clear as mud and I go back to being slightly insane with cuddly bits on the outside and a soft chocolate centre.
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2019, 02:08:23 pm »
You sound Scrumptious!
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2019, 02:31:11 pm »
That's because I AM !!!!

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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2019, 02:54:47 pm »
I am amazed at the things you come up with.
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2019, 10:49:42 am »
At the moment I am draining an Olympic sized swimming pool with a teaspoon. It could take me a while.
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Re: I Am, I Yam, I'm
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2019, 11:44:42 am »
I am finding your tale very hard to believe.
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