Hi Princess and Cygnus-X1, nice to see you as well!
I don't get here as often as I'd like to but I'll be back! lol
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard him say:
"One and one, the son-of-a-**** is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-**** is four."
"Three and three"
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him. His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework.
The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. She told her about Little Johnny's different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Little Johnny had said that. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, "Oh, I know, here in school we say: one and one, the sum-of-which is two!"
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Hey Ricky! Thanks for the funny! And good morning to you. You always have a good joke to keep people smiling and is something I’ve missed from Topix. Speaking of which, have you ever heard from Lady J?
Miss that gal. She was fun to post with. 🙂
Good seeing you Ricky! 🙂
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