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Andy Borowitz

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I want meds that a side effect is swelling  between the anus and genitals !!!

Why did u post that ?

The heart wants what the heart wants.

What does the heart have to do with the AZZ ?

Just don't tell anybody what kind of porn I like.

Lmao

I bought a dehumidifier for my place from Costco.  I bought another one there and it failed shortly after.  So, then I bought this one.  I had no idea how long ago I bought it.

My engineer son said I needed to return it.  I said okay.  We get there and I say to the lady, I'll let my son explain the situation to you ... he told me to return this and I never return things years later.  So he told her.

I bought the thing 4 years ago, turns out.  It hasn't worked for over a year, however.  She told me it's normally a 2 year return policy, but they'd make an exception.  I thanked her.  I bought a new one.

I have to travel to Europe, right after Thanksgiving.  I am going to be doing a lot of traveling for work this fall.

Drank is slang.

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