Mueller, She Wrote
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If the sub didn’t split, you must acquit!
Molly Roberts
@mollyroberts.bsky.social
· 42m
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”