A Joke for NC to share!
"..If a European dies, having lived a good life, they go to European Heaven. There, the chefs are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, the policemen English, and everything is organized by the Swiss.
If, however, they have not lived right, they go, when they die, to European Hell: the chefs are English, the mechanics French, the lovers are Swiss, the policemen are German, and everything is organized by the Italians.."