Sounds like my youth !
I enjoy a drink or two, but I can't handle it anymore. I like to be in control and know what I'm doing and what day it is.. ; )
I detest hangovers now.
I have to drink ridiculous beyond black out amounts to get a hang over. I never get them.
I can stay in control and drink a lot. I've lost it a few times though ... probably more than a few.
People usually laugh their asses off. I'm not a violent drunk. I'm hilarious from what people say.
There have been a few times I've woken up where I have done wrong. Not gonna a lie, but a lot of times they are still laughing cause it's so unlike me. I'm usually a lot of fun to go out with. I almost always only get in trouble with my one brother. He's like 300-275 pounds and can drink more than me cause he's bigger. I'm 200-180 pounds when I'm really healthy 170, but I'll go shot for shot with him and he likes shots. I've completely lost control a few times, but I guess it's effing hilarious and everyone is laughing the next day and I feel like shyte. I've tried to learn. That's why this summer at that bar I had women waving to me to come over by them and I just bought them shots and told the bartender I am too **** up to talk to them ... I was already drinking water. My friends wanted to party afterwards and I said if we don't leave now now I'm gonna lose my sh1t and I won't be responsible for what happens.
My brother said we should trademark a shirt that says "I'm not responsible for what happens after 3 shots." If I get to a certain point I'm not even in control anymore, but I'm never violent unless some man is **** with me. Then all bets are off. I can usually **** them up like that too. I'm less likely to walk away when I have been drinking too. I still always say you'd be best to go. 90 percent of the time they don't believe me, tho and they keep running their mouth.
I had 3 guys jump me once. I sent one away in an ambulance in a neck brace on an stretcher and beat the shyte out of another one of them. Not bragging. It really happened. I have the disorderly conduct on my record and was young and stupid and forgot about my court date. It was self defense though.
I like to have fun when I drink, tho. I don't like to look for problems.
I'm up to 8.17 miles today and kept a 7 mile pace for 70 minutes. If I can do a half marathon in under 1 hour 50 min, I'll be happy. Once I train up I think I can do one in an hour and a half. It is almost like it had gotten easier for me as I'be gotten older. Don't know what is going on with me.