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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #36 on: May 13, 2019, 12:08:04 pm »
H ~ Hurry them onto the next bus headed across the border to Mexico...

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2019, 12:10:32 pm »
I- In her face with a can of mace!

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #38 on: May 13, 2019, 03:10:50 pm »
j. Just put that little thing back in your pants.

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #39 on: May 13, 2019, 03:17:15 pm »
K ~ Kick him in the meat and two veg 🤣😂
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #40 on: May 13, 2019, 03:55:53 pm »
L ~ Leave him in a ditch...

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #41 on: May 13, 2019, 04:19:35 pm »
M- Murder her dead with a shot in the head!

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #42 on: May 13, 2019, 05:11:00 pm »
N ~ Nicely tell him to hit the road Jack and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more!!!

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2019, 05:24:54 pm »
O- Open her chest, rip out her cold black heart and stomp that sucker flat!

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2019, 06:17:49 pm »
P- Pump him full of poison

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #45 on: May 13, 2019, 07:33:11 pm »
Q ~ Quickly chuck his sorry arse overboard!!!

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #46 on: May 13, 2019, 10:56:17 pm »
R- Reach out and punch him in the face 😊

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #47 on: May 14, 2019, 06:00:51 am »
S ~ Smother him in milk and honey, naked, and leave him beside a bees hive !
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #48 on: May 14, 2019, 08:28:14 am »
T ~ Tear up his favorite game...

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #49 on: May 14, 2019, 09:50:56 am »
U ~ Use his face as a punch bag.
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2019, 10:08:13 am »
V ~ Vaguely remember to thoart punch him.

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2019, 10:13:40 am »
W ~ Whistle loudly in his ear, until his ear drums burst.
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2019, 11:36:56 am »
X ~ XRay him until he gets radiation poisoning...

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2019, 11:57:45 am »
Y ~ Yank his private parts, and keep on yanking, until you can yank no more !
Happy New Year 🎊🎉❤