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H ~ Hurry them onto the next bus headed across the border to Mexico...
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I- In her face with a can of mace!
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j. Just put that little thing back in your pants.
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K ~ Kick him in the meat and two veg 🤣😂
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L ~ Leave him in a ditch...
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M- Murder her dead with a shot in the head!
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N ~ Nicely tell him to hit the road Jack and don't ya come back no more, no more, no more, no more!!!
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O- Open her chest, rip out her cold black heart and stomp that sucker flat!
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P- Pump him full of poison
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Q ~ Quickly chuck his sorry arse overboard!!!
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R- Reach out and punch him in the face 😊
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S ~ Smother him in milk and honey, naked, and leave him beside a bees hive !
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T ~ Tear up his favorite game...
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U ~ Use his face as a punch bag.
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V ~ Vaguely remember to thoart punch him.
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W ~ Whistle loudly in his ear, until his ear drums burst.
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X ~ XRay him until he gets radiation poisoning...
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Y ~ Yank his private parts, and keep on yanking, until you can yank no more !
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