« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 7 8 [9] 10   Go Down

Author Topic: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z  (Read 1402 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Jemima721

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17373
  • Karma +224/-10
  • Location: England The Land Of Milk And Honey ; )
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #144 on: July 07, 2019, 04:37:42 am »
H ~ Hissing snake down the underpants! Ouch 😃🤣😂
Report to moderator   Logged
Happy New Year 🎊🎉❤

Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 244883
  • Karma +521/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #145 on: July 08, 2019, 07:56:32 pm »
H- Hold hen in contempt!
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline UT

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6637
  • Karma +88/-3
  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے
  • Location: A Lioness Never Tells...
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #146 on: July 16, 2019, 08:06:59 pm »
I ☆ Invite them to play Skin The Cat...
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 244883
  • Karma +521/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #147 on: July 17, 2019, 09:03:58 pm »
Just say no!
Report to moderator   Logged
Creative Creative x 1 View List

Offline UT

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6637
  • Karma +88/-3
  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے
  • Location: A Lioness Never Tells...
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #148 on: July 30, 2019, 01:39:08 am »
K ☆ Kick their lame arse out!!!

😄
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline DuckieDoll

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6667
  • Karma +55/-27
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #149 on: August 12, 2019, 11:23:10 pm »
L- Leave him with the mother in law!
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 244883
  • Karma +521/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #150 on: August 13, 2019, 10:51:39 am »
Murder her ass!
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline UT

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6637
  • Karma +88/-3
  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے
  • Location: A Lioness Never Tells...
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #151 on: August 13, 2019, 08:14:44 pm »
N ☆ Navigate them to the nearest exit...
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline DuckieDoll

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 6667
  • Karma +55/-27
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #152 on: August 14, 2019, 09:14:28 am »
O- open the trunk and push him in
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline UT

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6637
  • Karma +88/-3
  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے
  • Location: A Lioness Never Tells...
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #153 on: August 14, 2019, 07:53:28 pm »
P ☆ Pick up the nearest object and chuck it at their stupid face!!!
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 244883
  • Karma +521/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #154 on: August 15, 2019, 02:17:07 pm »
Quite her down with an ammo round!
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline UT

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6637
  • Karma +88/-3
  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے
  • Location: A Lioness Never Tells...
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #155 on: August 21, 2019, 07:20:40 pm »
R ☆ Rearrange their face with a metal bat...
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline Jemima721

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17373
  • Karma +224/-10
  • Location: England The Land Of Milk And Honey ; )
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #156 on: August 22, 2019, 04:15:40 am »
S - Stuff a cucumber down their throat.
Report to moderator   Logged
Happy New Year 🎊🎉❤

Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 244883
  • Karma +521/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #157 on: August 23, 2019, 09:03:26 am »
Take her to lovers leap and push her off!
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline Jemima721

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17373
  • Karma +224/-10
  • Location: England The Land Of Milk And Honey ; )
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #158 on: August 24, 2019, 09:09:02 am »
Umbrella stuffed up where the sun don't shine ! Ouch ! 😃🤣😂
Report to moderator   Logged
Happy New Year 🎊🎉❤
Creative Creative x 1 View List

Offline UT

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *
  • Posts: 6637
  • Karma +88/-3
  • (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے
  • Location: A Lioness Never Tells...
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #159 on: December 15, 2020, 09:23:06 pm »
Volcano sacrifice...
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline Papa Smurf

  • 100 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 104244
  • Karma +231/-3
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #160 on: February 26, 2021, 04:27:01 pm »
Report to moderator   Logged

Offline Doobie

  • Forum Moderator
  • 100 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 194048
  • Karma +520/-28
  • Be Good or Be Good At It
  • Location: Here & There
Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #161 on: July 27, 2021, 06:42:00 pm »
You Go Together On A Cruise, have a few rounds in frount of witnesses, later push  her off of the ship.....lost at sea not to be seen again..........SHARK BAIT
Report to moderator   Logged
Pages: 1 ... 7 8 [9] 10   Go Up
« previous next »