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50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« on: May 12, 2019, 09:53:13 am »
A-Assualt the chick with a brick
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2019, 09:53:48 am »
B- Bang her head on the shed Fred!
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2019, 10:07:24 am »
C - Carelessly Push Them Off A Burning Shed...

(((Loves This!!!)))

😂😂😂
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2019, 10:18:37 am »
D- Dance him into fire ants 🤭
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2019, 10:23:09 am »
E ~ Effortlessly Trip Him Off A Skyscraper...
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2019, 10:26:44 am »
F- Flamethrower and gasoline bath.
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2019, 10:42:42 am »
G ~ Gas Chamber Bath...
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2019, 10:56:45 am »
H- Hold over bee hive
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2019, 11:05:53 am »
I ~ Isolate Them On Snake Island...
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2019, 11:35:51 am »
J- Just kiss and say goodbye.
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2019, 11:39:36 am »
K- Kick them over a cliff
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2019, 12:26:15 pm »
L ~ Leave Them At A PoOrly Decorated Crack House!!!

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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2019, 12:32:33 pm »
Quote from: DuckieDoll on May 12, 2019, 10:18:37 am
D- Dance him into fire ants 🤭
Much too much! 🤣
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2019, 12:47:06 pm »
N ~ Nonchalantly Drop A Plugged In T.V. Into Their Bubble Bath!!!
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2019, 01:32:48 pm »
O- Offer UT money for hit job

LoL brutal UT, brutal! 🤣
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2019, 02:14:01 pm »
Purposely kick him between the legs ! Hard ! 😂🤣
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2019, 02:32:41 pm »
Q- Quickly unplug her life support!
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Re: 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover A~Z
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2019, 03:01:26 pm »
Wow! This thread is too violent for me!
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