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Title: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 08, 2019, 06:44:44 pm
Just what it says.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on November 08, 2019, 06:56:15 pm
8=✊=D💦
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 08, 2019, 09:16:39 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Princess Hey on November 08, 2019, 09:30:12 pm
is that what they call trash mouth...LOL..
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 09, 2019, 12:19:26 am
I'm sure one way or another it's a way of getting a mouth full of something.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 10, 2019, 11:49:56 am
Beige is the new pink
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 10, 2019, 12:58:17 pm
So is there a Beige Salmon?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 10, 2019, 01:41:36 pm
No it's a fish silly !!(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/97/31/45/97314579388762fc552aa5c826de9c58.jpg)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 10, 2019, 01:51:46 pm
There is Pink Salmon, and you said Beige is the new Pink.

My wires are crossed, aren't they?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 10, 2019, 02:23:33 pm
No it's me being silly Gotcha though
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 10, 2019, 03:16:55 pm
That you did
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 11, 2019, 07:03:33 am
Has anything gone yet  ??
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 11, 2019, 08:01:26 am
My mind. Does that count?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 11, 2019, 08:34:51 am
(https://i.gifer.com/YbrH.gif)

I hope so because mine's gone too.

How do we retrieve the missing bits ??
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 11, 2019, 10:21:13 am
How the heck did it come to be that your bits are missing?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 11, 2019, 10:29:53 am
It's a long story Smurfy.
They've been slowly diminishing over the years (https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ac/cd/d4/accdd4b45d4a2a096f0fda616f3d0e98.jpg)  but I dare say, given time and a gentle massage, they'll regain their former glory (https://i.pinimg.com/236x/8a/53/60/8a53600e859cb05649118f0b6f973767.jpg)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 11, 2019, 11:31:45 am
Tell me more eggy, tell me more.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on November 20, 2019, 08:37:09 am
I'm all ears!

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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 20, 2019, 12:29:15 pm
Well !!!   it's a well known misconception that when you reach a certain age some dubious changes occur to even more dubious parts that shall remain nameless.
I dispute this of course, being a mutant anyway. So I stay as I am - but - depending on the way I feel - I have been known to encourage pastimes that often warrant a second pair of hands.
What you do with them is entirely left to you and your fertile imagination (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/1/belly-dance.gif)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 20, 2019, 03:41:08 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on November 20, 2019, 08:52:40 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 21, 2019, 05:48:30 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on November 23, 2019, 08:33:05 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 23, 2019, 09:14:09 am
Are you going somewhere Pete ?? (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/bye/morphing-hand-bye-text-smiley-emoticon.gif)


(https://i.chzbgr.com/full/5029859584/h2D6D89EF/the-eyes)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on November 25, 2019, 09:41:53 am
Good morning egg.

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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 25, 2019, 01:10:27 pm
(http://itsfunny.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/If-you-got-a-dirty-mind.jpg)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on November 25, 2019, 08:45:42 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 26, 2019, 09:39:49 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 26, 2019, 01:42:27 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 26, 2019, 02:19:45 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 26, 2019, 03:08:41 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 27, 2019, 08:39:02 am
(https://pic.funnygifsbox.com/uploads/2018/01/funnygifsbox.com-2018-01-18_11-16-01_380439.gif)
(https://babyexplorers.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/button-400-Where-and-When.png)

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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 27, 2019, 09:26:37 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 27, 2019, 09:49:31 am
No competition here I'm afraid  ;D
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 27, 2019, 10:07:12 am
Oh! So you don't have a hayloft?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 27, 2019, 12:31:02 pm
No Hayloft here Smurfy.(http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/no/no-smiley-emoticon.gif)
There may be a soggy haystack somewhere nearby (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/smile/happy-nodding-smiley-face-emoticon.gif)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 27, 2019, 01:03:13 pm
We'll have to truck some dry hay in, and go from there
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 27, 2019, 01:18:01 pm
Great plan Smurfy. In fact it's a stroke of GENIUS.
As I don't have a better suggestion I'll let you make all the arrangements.

(https://static.abcteach.com/free_preview/h/hay_rgb2_p.png)

Let's hope no one starts poking.........................

about with a pitchfork (http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/smile/super-smile-smiley-emoticon.gif)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Papa Smurf on November 27, 2019, 01:22:06 pm
Or smoking.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: egg on November 27, 2019, 01:38:14 pm
Never thought of that

(https://www.rigorlabs.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/burning-of-haystack_6efd63a9-2000x1200.jpg)

A rethink is called for (https://i.pinimg.com/564x/75/b0/9f/75b09ff4a199c805dcd0b144bb0f7228.jpg)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on November 28, 2019, 07:03:07 pm
Burning ban.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: IslandGurl on December 07, 2019, 11:37:21 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZWV4rKVTkA
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on December 08, 2019, 01:17:39 pm
Nice to see you IG. 🙂

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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on December 09, 2019, 12:19:06 pm
And he said " Nobody can eat that much ice cream,"

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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on December 09, 2019, 10:34:32 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on December 10, 2019, 08:16:30 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on December 10, 2019, 11:49:41 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on December 27, 2019, 08:21:01 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on January 08, 2020, 01:20:42 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j49Co2Muhbo
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on January 08, 2020, 07:10:20 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on January 08, 2020, 08:35:11 pm
https://youtu.be/fJAbH4UdciM
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on January 09, 2020, 08:11:40 am
(https://i.imgur.com/2cbRtKz.jpg)(https://i.imgur.com/vIpQAnm.jpg)
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on January 09, 2020, 03:59:38 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-oP458gOeI
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on January 11, 2020, 12:53:45 pm
Crouching Dragon
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on January 13, 2020, 11:57:28 pm
https://youtu.be/6wSku_FywOE
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on January 15, 2020, 08:33:13 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on January 15, 2020, 10:48:50 am
https://youtu.be/v0bCCmy2-Cw
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on January 15, 2020, 08:08:21 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on January 16, 2020, 07:53:21 am
https://youtu.be/3Hsus1NR-gY
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on January 20, 2020, 08:11:05 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on February 03, 2020, 01:14:32 pm
https://youtu.be/ZkidWQrMT0E
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 05, 2020, 08:12:23 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on February 05, 2020, 04:12:07 pm
https://youtu.be/Q-5d5IfdYK4
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 05, 2020, 07:34:24 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imv_ajFkDbg
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on February 05, 2020, 11:55:04 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on February 06, 2020, 10:22:19 am
https://youtu.be/agTEjTh_1AU
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 07, 2020, 09:54:43 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on February 07, 2020, 10:51:11 pm
Anything?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on February 08, 2020, 09:39:30 pm
Touch it is a great feeling
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 11, 2020, 02:51:32 pm
Tackle is better.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on February 11, 2020, 03:40:09 pm
Bet You Sweet Bippie
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 13, 2020, 08:21:25 am
No bippie here
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on February 13, 2020, 09:28:49 am
CM Ducks
MR Not
OSAR
CM Wings
LIB MR Ducks
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 16, 2020, 09:03:51 am
Puzzled look.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on February 18, 2020, 11:45:11 am
Lol! 🤣
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 21, 2020, 08:28:19 am
 ??? ??? ??? ???
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Post by: _Blue Bird_ on February 21, 2020, 10:36:49 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 24, 2020, 07:51:29 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on February 24, 2020, 10:41:57 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on February 28, 2020, 08:40:02 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on March 02, 2020, 09:54:44 am
Bleeding Heart
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on March 05, 2020, 09:25:30 am
Colorful
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on March 05, 2020, 10:44:09 am
Daydream Believer

https://youtu.be/K3syk2VOmRw
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on March 08, 2020, 07:52:14 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UIB9Y4OFPs
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on March 10, 2020, 08:30:53 am
https://youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on March 10, 2020, 09:21:02 pm
Goes South
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on March 11, 2020, 11:14:24 am
(https://i.imgur.com/Qldqiol.jpg)
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on March 11, 2020, 11:49:25 am
https://youtu.be/CNaDmdGqCrA
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on March 14, 2020, 08:05:43 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on March 28, 2020, 02:33:34 pm
https://youtu.be/n5uujMb_hbo
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on April 06, 2020, 08:26:06 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on April 07, 2020, 11:04:24 am
https://youtu.be/P0YXPN3aFMQ
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on April 07, 2020, 09:39:23 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5brltWEffg
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on April 08, 2020, 11:40:15 am
Great Song Pete..............Thanks For Sharing.......
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on April 09, 2020, 07:44:04 am
Thursday !
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on April 09, 2020, 12:28:43 pm
Thursday Afternoon Delight with Mrs. Jones......MMMMmmmmmmmm Yeah


https://youtu.be/ebHKjEOe0s8
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on April 09, 2020, 04:04:23 pm
Here goes nothing!
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on April 14, 2020, 11:51:16 am
Here It Comes Again


https://youtu.be/gWKrunT1iVM
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on April 17, 2020, 07:41:51 am
Sh!t will hit the fan!
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on April 22, 2020, 08:14:40 pm
Gone in 60 seconds.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on April 23, 2020, 09:46:53 am
By The Way Side
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on April 25, 2020, 10:41:05 am
Anything goes in the Boudoir .
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on April 27, 2020, 12:07:06 pm
Here You Go Pete..............................

https://youtu.be/eWwTlGM70l0
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on April 29, 2020, 07:24:44 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on April 29, 2020, 03:24:06 pm
https://youtu.be/wOqHL4xlyhA
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on May 02, 2020, 08:27:32 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on May 06, 2020, 09:15:58 am
https://youtu.be/SzhQXYG73TA
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on May 07, 2020, 06:51:07 pm
Going down the road.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on May 12, 2020, 04:53:27 pm
https://youtu.be/vCSLFx4l5qU
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on May 13, 2020, 07:54:43 am
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on May 13, 2020, 10:14:08 am
https://youtu.be/yXXaFU2E21I
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on May 13, 2020, 11:27:56 am
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WTF?!!!! 😳 🤣
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: _Blue Bird_ on May 13, 2020, 12:10:37 pm
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Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: DoobieTime on May 13, 2020, 06:26:29 pm
https://youtu.be/7taq_Aw1S-M
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 13, 2020, 08:16:17 pm
Maybe because you're a troll.

Takes one to know one, eh?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 14, 2020, 05:29:41 am
Why don't you just cut the sht and get better, you loathsome fool......WTF ever set you off in the first place? Geesus, get a grip......

‘Why don't you just cut the sht and get better, you loathsome fool’


Good love gone bad...really bad.

PS...knowing that one, I must tell you...with that faithless fool there is no limit to loathsome. It will get worse before or if it ever gets better.

Now you know.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 14, 2020, 07:32:31 pm
Indeed I do... Problem is that no matter how civil I can become that other one will remain as he is  and despite being much worse that I ever was will remain on here no matter what, it seems to me...I have encountered this one on the old topix before.....Where they protected him..


“I have encountered this one on the old topix before.”

Me too. Close encounters of the worst kind.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 17, 2020, 12:17:32 pm
You are according to my archives......A rose is a rose, and trash is trash    Hahahahaha

Trashybluerose


😝
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on May 19, 2020, 07:46:26 am
Trolling trolls and a-holes.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 19, 2020, 08:50:25 am
Trolling trolls and a-holes.

...call TopixToo home.

You built it and they came.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 19, 2020, 10:49:48 am
It's an interesting study. It is constantly trolling me and that makes it easier.

I don't find it interesting at all.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 19, 2020, 09:15:00 pm
Get lost, troll. No one is interested in your childish garbage.

You’re not only interested in it..you are obsessed with it.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 19, 2020, 09:16:16 pm
I find my particular study of this dooshbag interesting but the subject is...well, a Dooshbag.


Btw, how have you been Angel? Good I hope...

I’m doing ok, thank you for asking. And you?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 20, 2020, 10:16:33 am
Get lost, troll. No one is interested in your childish garbage.


O dear...You having fun yet?
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 20, 2020, 05:51:45 pm
Now this sounds way too personal.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Texas Pete on May 20, 2020, 10:40:23 pm

Well, won't you lend your lungs to me?
Mine are collapsing
Plant my feet and bitterly breathe
Up the time that's passing.
Breath I'll take and breath I'll give
Pray the day ain't poison
Stand among the ones that live
In lonely indecision.

Fingers walk the darkness down
Mind is on the midnight
Gather up the gold you've found
You fool, it's only moonlight.
If you try to take it home
Your hands will turn to butter
You better leave this dream alone
Try to find another.

Salvation sat and crossed herself
Called the devil partner
Wisdom burned upon a shelf
Who'll kill the raging cancer
Seal the river at its mouth
Take the water prisoner
Fill the sky with screams and cries
Bathe in fiery answers

Jesus was an only son
And love his only concept
Strangers cry in foreign tongues
And dirty up the doorstep
And I for one, and you for two
Ai'nt got the time for outside
Just keep your injured looks to you
We'll tell the world we tried
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 21, 2020, 08:48:30 am
Get lost, troll. No one is interested in your childish garbage.


If you've made your point, stop talking any further.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: one-off on May 21, 2020, 06:05:18 pm
You have nothing to add to this discussion. You are a childish troll.

Judge not, lest ye be judged.
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: 2Twisted on May 26, 2020, 07:58:03 am
Anything goes!
Title: Re: Anything Goes
Post by: Julia on March 01, 2021, 12:08:53 pm
But it usually comes back again.