Welcome To Topix Too Forum
Word Game Boards => Weird Board => Topic started by: Ride The Lightning on February 07, 2019, 11:36:48 am
-
Once upon a time...
-
there was a big
-
Plane crash on the
-
Plane crash on the
peak of Mt.Everest
-
And there were no
-
one to rescue Passengers...
-
so everyone decided to
-
Turn Cannibal and eat..
-
Some ate their toes
-
Some ate their toes
while others went swimming.
-
In the cement pond
-
In the cement pond
That the Tibetans built
-
no one knows when
-
sure they did eat..
-
sure they did eat..
while freezing to death
-
and daydreaming about freedom
-
they lie and wait
-
they lie and wait
for Sundog's magic carpet
-
flying fast high above
-
Above and 2 infinity and beyond.
It seems the instrumentation
-
led to new dementions
-
carpet arrived Taking everyone...
-
carpet arrived Taking everyone...
To an awaiting ufo
-
shaped like Cowface Toes...
-
And I hid under
-
a bush from sheriff
-
Of Nottingham for taxes
-
and the sheriff found
-
himself face to face
-
With a mad Bull
-
blood dripping from teeth
-
nose snarling and ready
-
the dreaded fight ensues
-
They are both circling
-
The sheriff grabs hold
-
of the horns and
-
brought down the prey
-
prey lieing dead bleeding
-
The sun then rose
-
everything over on ground
-
cooked to a crisp
-
and other animals eating
-
KFC and Pizza Hut
-
no one else ate
-
but Princess wasnt there...LOL
-
but Princess wasnt there...LOL
Princess went to town
-
to get some yarn
-
to make everyone sweaters
-
to make everyone sweaters
[/quote
Because it's so cold
-
Then some nice Blankets
-
To warm her friends
-
smores wasnt on menu..LOL
-
So they drank beer
-
Until they passed out
-
waking next day confused
-
waking next day confused
And walking around hungover
-
We need another beer
-
And shots all around
-
Then the strippers arrived
-
Oh my the cops
-
Cops make a preposition
-
then they stripped searched
-
And a.....cavity search? lol 😂
-
revealed secretly hidden unseen
-
Openings and expressions from
-
A secret worm hole
-
Filled with something organic
-
which fermented into beer
-
And they drank it
-
Suddenly all was revealed
-
And everyone just starred
-
God Zeus was decending
-
And wanted his money
-
...here it is enjoy!
-
...here it is enjoy!
lol
Zeus takes the money
-
and cowface followed him...
-
to town for beer
-
Beer wasnt what Beer
-
Whiskey for my horses
-
and dollar for whor3s
-
Joy to the world
-
and peace to all
-
and peace to all
And to all a goodnight.
Goodnight to you CF.
-
Good Morning CF and CYG and everyone...
-
Good Morning CF and CYG and everyone...
Morning to you PH, CF and everyone.
-
TY CYG...nice to see you this morning...
-
TY CYG...nice to see you this morning...
You’re welcome PH. Hope your day is a good one.
-
yes yours too my friend...
-
yes yours too my friend...
Thanks PH.
-
your welcome... ;D
-
On anything that walks
-
gonna start the fire
-
gonna start the fire
I'll grab the venison
-
then something makes noise
-
It was just a...
-
little green frog Jumping...
-
little green frog Jumping...
Over a drum kit
-
where the Indians left
-
out of the forest
-
Then into the desert
-
stopping to rest occasionally
-
And feed our chipmunks
-
and our way again
-
We are The Vagabonds
-
the road crys out
-
Whole lot of Rosie!!
-
a whole lotta woman
-
gun packing like annie
-
gun packing like annie
took aim & true
-
so they went farther
-
To Willy Wonka's factory
-
and had their fill
-
and had their fill
Of chocolate covered rodents
-
with energy now restored
-
They turned into chinchillas
-
powerful like Ninja Turtles
-
Enjoy butter crunch lettuce
-
running around crunching Oops
-
growing dark must regroup
-
Got Lost from group
-
used Spidy Sense again
-
run into a bear
-
we made bear jerky
-
we made bear jerky
Tastes great Willy said
-
we should get moving
-
we should get moving
We can't loiter here?
-
take our beer and run
-
take our beer and run
It's late supper time!
✌🏻
-
Gather round break bread
-
pass the bread please
-
care fore some butter?
-
Butter, yes, and some
-
Beans for the bread
-
a pone of cornbread
-
Cornbread out doors made
-
Tastes like dutch oven
-
pone cornbread is awesome
-
Like bad Leroy Brown?
-
Hop skip onward to
-
to see the wizard
-
Wonderful wizard of oz
-
who decided to cast
-
A spell on you 😁
-
Listen, I hear witches
-
Hide here with me...
-
Need to be still
-
shh listen very near..
-
It sounds like coyotes
-
It sounds like coyotes
Could be Dingos instead,
-
Could be. Maybe chipmunks.
-
Could be batshyte crazies.
-
Could be batshyte crazies.
😂 I've never seen one
-
😂 I've never seen one
They fly at night,
-
😂 I've never seen one
You haven't been looking. ;D
-
You haven't been looking. ;D
Sunglasses at night helps,
-
flying lights flashing neon
-
flying lights flashing neon
Blinded by the Truth
____________
I'm not a robot
-
truth sets you free
-
truth sets you free
The power of Goodbye
____________
I’m not a robot
-
Why say a goodbye?
-
Goodbye then say Hello...
-
The word remained undefined
-
The word remained undefined
As do many people
-
speak before they think
-
Think of happy times..
-
When times seem bad
-
The power of Goodbye
____________
I’m not a robot
Yeah that robot thing can be a pain in the butt.
-
When times seem bad
Have a stiff drink.
-
bartender poured 4 me
-
A Jack and Coke
-
I danced for another
-
hour and a half
-
and earned more drinks
-
Now time for BEER...!
-
ahhh beers taste good!
-
and lots of carbs
-
which give you energy
-
energized we ran outside
-
chased by the bouncer
-
staggering into an alley
-
confronted by a COP
-
" Occifer, it wasn't ME!!!"
-
and lots of carbs
Oops thought that read lots of crabs.
-
" Occifer, it wasn't ME!!!"
Who was it then?
-
It was THAT GUY!!!------------->
-
with the blond chick
-
and the skull tattoo
-
Mr. Happy Pants arrived
-
Looking like a mess
-
The blond chick smiled
-
The blond chick smiled
As she bit Mr.HappyFace.
-
Mr. Happy found gratification
-
Then we smelled bacon!
-
ouch, it is hot
-
now dinner time, so
-
everyone stoppped and sit....
-
And held hand for
-
Night to fall again
-
To fill the night
-
with birght stars overhead
-
Gazing in twilight they
Changed it 😂
-
with birght stars overhead
Did I win? 😂
I was messing with ya Cowface. It was just a friendly joke. lol
-
Did I win? 😂
I was messing with ya Cowface. It was just a friendly joke. lol
I've been drinking late at night and probably am drunk posting... so I didn't get the joke or even see it... but I like the friendly... thanks! Stay cool bro
-
Saw what never seen
-
Gazing in twilight they
Changed it 😂
Continued dancing until sunrise..
-
aroused and feeling pasions
-
Passions keeps us alive.💋
-
only to give fruitation
-
In the misty night
-
I've been drinking late at night and probably am drunk posting... so I didn't get the joke or even see it... but I like the friendly... thanks! Stay cool bro
You’re welcome my good friend.
And thank you for getting the joke. 😆
-
In the misty night
four friends emerged victorious
-
And lived happily ever
-
after?
Then the sun came
-
sun brings new life
-
Live, love, and laugh.
-
Tis the golden rule
-
To smile at someone 🙂
-
and pass it along
-
Along we travel entwined..
-
Along we travel entwined..
beads of perspiration dripping
-
Trying to get out..
-
To go home and
-
see what we collected
-
it's a big haul!
-
How heavy is it?
-
How heavy is it?
will need big truck
-
will need big truck
That's not a problem
-
great we shall succeed
-
Truck being pulled in...
-
thank God for AAA...
-
thank God for AAA...
On the road again
-
Chasing some giant creature
-
That looked like Trump..
-
That looked like Trump..
Caused truck to breakdown..
-
Caused truck to breakdown..
We must change scenery.
-
And, oust orange turnips
-
We must change scenery.
I saw the replies from you and IslandGurl, and I can’t stop laughing! 😂
-
And, oust orange turnips
Before he breaks another
-
Off and running once again...
-
Off and running once again...
Did I just count 5 words there? lol
We fix the truck
-
No CYG..only four....LOL
-
No CYG..only four....LOL
Hmmm.. I must go for a recount. lol
-
And he recounted and?
-
And he recounted and?
Found the same amount
-
so they traveled on
-
so they traveled on
Down by Cumberland Falls
-
Looking at high waters..
-
Looking at high waters..
Rushing down the valley
-
With an appetite unheard
For chocolate covered ants
-
When in the distance..
-
When in the distance..
They saw Daniel Boone
-
walked up & shook hands
-
while a bear watched
-
Still naked, I hid..
-
here came tribuals along
-
With many wolf pelts
-
searching for the wizard..
-
To cast them away
-
Into never never land
-
The wizard was found
-
Drinking spoiler apple cider
-
puking his guts out...
-
He fell over cliff..
-
And died when hitting
-
The granite boulders below.
-
His soul was resurrected..
-
They shot at it
-
But, like the Phoenix..
-
He rose from the
-
Smoldering remains of Navarrone
-
A country that had
-
creatures never before seen
-
She welcomed his challenge..
-
To extinguish the embers
-
fresh wounds still healing
-
and flesh still hanging
-
Just like shredded bologna
-
But he was determined
-
To rebuild his Studebaker
-
So he brought out
-
Some original equipment parts
-
Needed to restore her..
-
And so he worked
(I can’t stop laughing! 🤣 )
-
Diligently, Night and Day..
-
Until his beloved jalopy
-
Was fixed so they
-
Greased their hair back
-
Got in and drove
-
With women and wine..
-
To Boppers Boogie Bar
-
And some went out
-
To see Mt Rushmore
-
And play hanky-panky..
-
And play hanky-panky..
Naughty girl 😆
And held on till
-
Until Mt. Rushmore, erupted..
-
And they were exhausted
-
Anybody got a cigarette?
-
Anybody got a cigarette?
😂
Why did you forget?
-
Forget what? Can't remember!
-
Forget what? Can't remember!
Don’t you smoke after? 🤣
-
Do not smoke ever.
-
what's that you smokin?
-
what's that you smokin?
Hey man that's Labrador✌️
-
dibs on the roach
-
oh my roaches smoking
-
Put that Raid away!
-
do not inhale that
-
lay looking at stars
-
space now seemed appealing
-
space now seemed appealing
Good Raid does that
-
huffing the gang tripped
-
And dreamt about sweet..
-
Times that have gone
-
Out the proverbial window
-
Out the proverbial window
And up the black hole,
-
Where gravity is stronger
-
Where gravity is stronger
And unknown dimensions,
-
Remain mysterious to scientists.
-
puzzling still to all
-
The speed of light
-
created a sonic boom!
-
That rivaled Big Bertha
-
Fine tuned to go
-
Head to head with
-
With the great OZ
-
and got my wish!
-
That we all got
-
suuper sonic powers X4
-
which enabled us to
-
While singing Christmas carols
-
on St. Patricks Day
-
That danged green beer
-
to lively party music
-
Santa dressed in green
-
handed out peppermint shamrocks
-
That made them look
-
until dawn broke bright
-
Across the eastern seaboard
-
Through the desert sands
-
They marched forward when
-
a strange looking old
-
Frog came up to
-
The group wearing shorts..
-
And looked asking for
-
The keys to Mark's..
-
Truck so they could
-
Save money on shoes
-
and shirts,
-
We all jumped onboard..
-
ready to party hardy!
-
Forget about the past
-
Like a big boy
-
And change your underwear..
-
Im wearing a smile
-
Flies stuck on the
-
While strolling through fields..
-
They come across an
-
Old relic with sentimental..
-
A bra hanging on Cowface's..
😂
Head. And as he
-
😂
Head. And as he
I MODified my response since, Cyg.
To accommodate for your witty response.
Thought about heading for..
-
I MODified my response since, Cyg.
To accommodate for your witty response.
Thought about heading for..
🤣
I can’t stop laughing 😂
Bed. But the bra
-
Caught Mrs Cowface's attention
-
Bring a beer dear
-
As she fetched her
-
her thoughts went elsewhere
-
while bringing a Schlitz
-
And back at the
-
the homeplace party time
-
After Mrs Cowface gave
-
Her Mr his Schlitz
-
He shaved his legs
-
and took yearly bath
-
And said Mrs Cowface
-
lets take a trip
-
But never leave home
-
Sunday drive about maybe
-
Down around Daytona Florida
-
To watch the races
-
With thousands of fans
-
And cars that pass
-
On down to Orlando
-
Where they saw Disney
-
For a whole day
-
And road many rides
-
One ride blew off
-
knocked off Mickey's ear
-
They sewed it back on
-
And, partied until dawn..
-
With dancing and songs
-
The party grew wild
-
and all the girls
-
Got into the champagne
-
Tiptoed through the tulips..
-
Then saw Tiny Tim
-
Knee deep in flowers..
-
Not wearing a thing
-
I rode into Heaven..
-
while delightfully ogling the
-
(St)Peter and his rod
-
They suddenly got up
-
And really got down
-
But then there was
-
Evenings, late for work..
-
The devil pulling chains
-
while he worked hard
-
Shoveling coal to keep
-
the train full speed
-
And overlooking the plains
-
experianced rain in Spain
-
Mainly on the plain
-
we raced our dragsters
-
Down the quarter mile
-
headed for 100' cliff
-
Hope the brakes work
-
hope the shoot deploys
-
And we don’t wreck
-
life flashes before us
-
When we lose control
-
We meet our maker
-
Made some kool aid
-
with eyes closed tight
-
They were spoon fed
-
sweet chocolate flavoured sticky
-
buns and rum cake
-
and hard chewy long
-
and hard chewy long
pulled salt water taffy
-
What's Taffy ? Lol
-
What's Taffy ? Lol
Old fashioned hand pulled salt water taffy is candy which can have fun making...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkvKAKLpuqI
-
Then Jemima made taffy
-
Then made some syrup
-
to dip bacon in
-
Jem and I ate
-
around the picnic table
-
Cowface and the Mrs
-
Were sitting with us
-
making plans for adventure
-
To the Galápagos Islands
-
In a solar powered
-
Rowboat? They carried on
-
Like Christopher freakin Columbus
-
armed with a compass
-
Recovered from the Titanic
-
and several pints ale
-
We built a campfire..
-
And sang into the
-
Evening, dangling grapes from..
-
Vines for picking and
-
Squishing between our toes..
-
To make a delicious
-
Wine for guests arriving.. lol
-
lol! But they had to
-
Bring Cowface's jawharp tunes..
-
And as he played
-
Jem arrived wearing only..
-
tee shirt and shorts
-
Short, shorts that Mark..
-
Was wearing for you?
-
Only on certain occasions
-
must remove a wedgie (like at a Walmart )
-
Only on certain occasions
You wear her out? lol
-
after ciggerett go again
-
and then I stared
-
can't believe my eyes!
-
can't believe my eyes!
It turned color purple
-
The color of passion
-
which burned within her
-
both knew trouble brewing
-
as she hid behind
-
I came behind her
-
gently patting her big
-
Soft bum and kiss
-
her pet dog named
-
Poppy, before taking you
-
To Willy Wonka's place
-
She examined his package..
-
She liked it and
-
Brought condoms for all..
-
For safety before lovemaking
-
After they took showers
-
something came crawling through
-
while they begun to
-
Hied, I tasted you
-
time in a bottle occured
-
So, began Bambi's life..
-
Obviously a stage name
-
Bambi is full of life
-
And has the most
-
Strikingly, beautiful brown eyes..
-
with luscious long lashes
-
And curves of beauty
-
when she sauntered across
-
The floor, along came..
-
A frog that talks
-
which way to go
-
To the pond perhaps?
-
forward to the pond
-
The frog and friends
-
Played leap-human joyfully
-
And then went fishing
-
Kermit hooked a bigun
-
time to build fire
-
So they gathered limbs
-
When a coconut fell..
-
And hit me on? lol
-
My big fat head!
-
😂
And a knot was
-
Growing, equal the size
-
Of a baseball. So
-
Tossed bras on top..
-
Someone thought was a
-
a huge jock strap
-
all sweaty and then
-
Healing filled the land
-
In soggy dew of
-
the shower room, where
-
I bend you over 😁
-
When, a Tribe of..
-
Natives who stopped to
-
Borrow some toilet paper
-
To wipe each other’s 😂
-
Runny noses from allergies
-
And sneezing everywhere they
-
Drank some alderberry wine
-
Got drunk and then
-
Slipped on banana peel..
-
We helped them up
-
When a hairy gorilla..
-
Jumped on one guy
-
and made ape hybrids,
-
and made ape hybrids,
🤣
That stoled a tent
-
From the local Walmart
-
where shoppers were buying
-
Ape hybrid coloring books
-
and gorilla glue that
-
They fixed a chair
-
Then, drank more wine..
-
And passed out, naked! lol
-
They awoke with hangovers
-
and sticky wicks, so..
-
One said, let's bathe
-
Together in the creek? lol
-
till the sun rises
-
And then a moose
-
And then a moose
raised his mighty horns
-
raised his mighty horns
And booted them all
-
high into the clouds
-
When suddenly an old
-
Woman named Betty White
-
Came and said she
-
Was finally gonna strip
-
To show the guys
-
Live with no regrets..
-
That would scare me
-
While Mark ran away lol
-
As fast as possible
-
She took off her 😂
-
New Red Ball Jets
-
And her fur coat
-
and underneath, she had
-
and underneath, she had
Lovely skin and beauty
-
Later on that evening
-
There was a ruckus
-
Apparently Bill Cosby was
-
Out of jail and
-
Touching things he shouldn't
-
Like himself when he
(I see I got somebody stuck! 🤣)
-
Pulled his pants down.
*never* lol
-
Pulled his pants down.
*never* lol
And says “who’s next?!”
That cracked me up! 😂
-
Very well done Cygnus!! 😂
Are we lone authors?
-
Very well done Cygnus!! 😂
Are we lone authors?
🙏🤣
I think we are 😆
-
I just don't understand
-
Why others don’t participate?
-
Maybe they are skeeeerd
-
I wouldn’t know why.
-
Although, we can continue
-
I wouldn’t know why.
Might be our looks
-
Might be our looks
Nah! No, not ever
-
It’s our crazy banter (I think. lol)
-
Get back in cave.. lol
(http://www.animatedimages.org/data/media/105/animated-woman-image-0080.gif) (http://www.animatedimages.org/cat-women-105.htm)
-
She drag man in lol
-
and tied him to
-
A stalagmite to dominate
-
Poor old neanderthal dude
-
Who was bent over lol
-
Shivering from absolute fear
-
As she begins whipping
-
His calcium covered butt
-
And then some bats
-
Applauded the cave girl
-
For not hitting him
-
so the bats nibbled
-
calcium off his butt 😂
-
Which made their teeth
-
Fall out. So they
-
had to visit the
-
Dentist so they could
-
Have some implants done.
-
First washed their mouths
-
Next came the x-rays
-
Results were hair transplants! lol
-
Mouth dandruff is terrible
-
Needed some mouthwash to
-
Trade for moth blood
-
And drank till sunrise
-
And drank till sunrise
Until my kidneys burst,
-
Until my kidneys burst,
😂
And you dried up
-
Until Rehydrated with BEER!
-
Until Rehydrated with BEER!
🤣
Then there was, bear 🐻
-
Out on the porch
-
sitting and waiting for
-
His girlfriend with cub
-
so cute, cuddly and
-
Sweet bear that was
-
Tearing up someone's camp
-
And eating their veggies
-
And used their portapotty
-
Portapotty 🤣
Like any human would 😂
-
Gotta answer natures call
-
And then there was
-
A certain Park Ranger
-
had a top hat 🎩
-
Looked like Abe Lincoln's
-
tipped it to everyone
-
Mainly to get donations
-
To get new porta-potties
-
And bear approved toothpaste
-
And bear approved toothpaste
Omg! 😂
That’s striped with whitening
-
Additives and tartar control.
😂 lmao
-
Additives and tartar control.
😂 lmao
With a good flavor 😂
-
Better than grandmas leg
-
Better than grandmas leg
Better than grandpas toes 😂
-
More mulch for momma. 🤬
-
Momma's always know best
-
So momma takes her
-
self to the supermarket
-
To eat some meat
-
and squeeze the charmin..
-
out of the manager
-
This caused his underwear
-
Bust. And as they
-
Swept up tissue confetti
-
Tissue?! 🤣
And pooped himself there
-
"And squeeze the charmin
Out of the manager."
I'm so confused now
-
"And squeeze the charmin
Out of the manager."
I'm so confused now
😂
(So am I and think I’ll call it a night. I’m too tired. Have a good on buddy.) 🙂
-
😂
(So am I and think I’ll call it a night. I’m too tired. Have a good on buddy.) 🙂
Sleep well my friend
-
Sleep well my friend
Thank you for everything. 🙂
And for the friendship. It’s been a pleasure.
-
Tissue?! 🤣
And pooped himself there
in the middle of
-
Crackers, chips aisle three
-
Crackers, chips aisle three
🤣
With floating air biscuit 😁
-
Hoping Visine's on sale
-
But got gas masks
-
Those come with bifocals?
-
Those come with bifocals?
Why, yes they do 😂
-
Cant see shit anymore
-
Cant see **** anymore
They walked through anyway
-
and now Happy Hour...
-
Was at ten, so
-
Seems we've missed it
-
They when back to
-
the start and tried
-
It all over again
-
but to no avail...
-
Until, dancing girls arrived..
-
😳 they stare with amazement
-
at the beautiful sight
-
And trying to contain
-
themselves, as the dancers
-
gyrated to the sound
-
Of Great Rock Music
-
That was playing at
-
The Penthouse Saturday Night
-
With food wind and
-
A Smörgåsbord Of Seafood
-
And ate till they
-
split down the middle...
-
They sure walked funny
-
Some split their pants
-
On Their Beer Run
https://youtu.be/pyCPhIjmk-s
-
to the next bar
-
But tripped on the
-
three legged dog tippy
-
and busted their azzes...
-
Tippy busted his azz
-
Momma's always know best
Your Mommma not mine
-
Poor Tippy's Mom's Dead
-
So sad to hear this
-
But then a grasshopper
-
wearing only a tutu..
-
IslandGurl danced on tables (joking)
-
Then the grasshopper jumped!
-
Grasshopper did well surveiving
-
The onslaught of feet
-
Many survived lived again
-
Singing, 99 beers on.. lol
-
...the wall 99 beers!
-
Dancin' & Shaggin' in weeds..
-
Dance, dance, dance, dance!
-
He hopped away and
-
Stumbeled upon gold mine
-
Fell into a mineshaft
-
filled with gold untold!
-
All the Leprechauns scattered
-
to the nearest bar
-
That Jem frequented, only
-
Seven days a week
-
she had to reform
-
Seven days a week
😂😂 not any more ; )
-
she had to reform
as she could not
-
Pole dance while inebriated
-
Hmmmm..
so she sobered up
-
To wiggle and jiggle
-
and shimmer and shake
-
like nobody else can
-
and a little blue
-
outfit soon came off
-
off of a rabbit
-
Cygnus is dreaming again
-
So is Papa Smurf
-
you can do better
-
Already have blue boy
-
If only you could
-
poor you always blue
-
poor you always juvenile
-
That’s your best shot? 😂
-
No shot, the truth
-
About yourself of course
-
You proved my point!!
Bye Bye
-
No shot, the truth
Ever heard of “respect”?
(You should give that to her.
-
You proved my point!!
Bye Bye
To yourself and 🙏
-
Others be true and
-
Good to each other
-
with fun and laughter
-
With thanks and praise
-
while the sun shines
-
to warm their hearts
-
With Moonshine & Skinny-dippin'
-
as they yelled and
-
and caught them swimming
-
In a cement pond
-
But it was wet
-
Stocked with yellowfin tuna
-
Stocked with yellowfin tuna
Ship back to harbor
-
But ship broke down
-
So they BBQed Tuna.
-
That the bear wanted
-
That the bear wanted
So they BBQed Bear
-
Bear cubs were mad
-
The sailors adopted them.
-
visitations for papa bear
-
Bambi also paid visit
-
But had to pay
-
But had to pay
The troll under bridge
-
The troll under bridge
Who collected it for
-
Safe passage another ship
-
docked on the bay..
-
Full of passengers of
-
Those on high adventure.
-
With canned tuna hanging
-
Tuna salad ready to eat
-
I'll light the campfire..
-
made of drift wood
-
Then the coastguard came
-
to smuggle us weed. lol
-
The weed jumped ship
-
Not on my watch..
-
IslandGurl watch of night
-
IslandGurl is night watchwoman? lol
-
Weed safe with IslandGurl
-
Keeper of the Stars.
I aim to please..
-
The world now safe
-
Then the park ranger
-
Insists put fire out
-
But before putting out
-
But before putting out
We BBQ another steak
-
Tossed Park-Ranger over cliff..
-
The cliff survived fall
-
He staggered up the
-
Goodnight off to sleep.
See you all later... night!
-
Goodnight off to sleep.
See you all later... night!
Night Mr Cowface.
-
He staggered up the
We may continue on.
-
Goodnight off to sleep.
See you all later... night!
Goodnight and Sweet Dreams.
Thanks for the laughter..
Mr. Cowface.
-
Tiger Woods won today
-
Won four leave clover
-
And a green jacket
-
He marched triumphantly like
-
He wanted a cheeseburger
-
But he settled for
-
Van Camps Beanie Weenies
-
Which made him gassy
-
but feeling healthy and
-
Wise, two doctors came
-
Predicting More Flatulence Soon
-
Their predictions were accurate
-
as the patient blew
-
His top and sought
-
alternative help from the
-
Local witch doctor who
-
Shrunk some cannibals heads
-
For display at the
-
Human Culture Seminar At
-
NFL's Hall of Fame
-
free beer for everyone
-
Cannibals actually drink beer
-
While they shrink heads
-
And press wild flowers
-
Into a sweet, wine? 😂
-
which they ferment carefully
while drinking a beer
-
And bear wanted whisky
-
Found some in Lynchburg
-
But stole one at
-
New York police headquarters
-
and got locked up
-
Once they made bail
-
They stole an ambulance
-
They stole an ambulance
And joined the ghostbusters
-
but got fired when...
-
Casper ratted them out
-
So Off To See
-
The wizard the wonderful
-
sailed into the sunset
-
Just like Topix did
-
They noted similarities and...
-
Drifted their separate ways
-
Leaving Swamp Witch Behind
-
But will she come?
-
With bells & whistles..
-
To bring joy and
-
sorrow all the same...
-
Riding Her Turbocharged Broom....
-
With chromed dual exhaust
-
and personalized license plate...
-
Flew into a tree
-
full of termites, and...
-
They ate her broomstick
-
And belched with glee
-
Sitting on straw bristles
-
A snake bit one
-
And it died instantly
-
Poisoned by a human
-
hand full of germs
-
Should have used some
-
Ajax and rubbing alcohol
-
Available at your local
-
Drugstore with on option
-
Buy one, get one
-
For free just call
-
Operators are standing by.
-
The imagery refrigerator to
-
Smh!! Look at ice crystals
-
Smh!! Look at ice crystals 😂
And grab one for
-
Imaginary dueling and eating
-
the path became clear
-
Of ISIS and IEDS
-
Rid ISIS of IEDS
-
Couldn't agree more sir
-
that would be wonderful
-
CIA stops funding them
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/15/world/asia/cia-funds-found-their-way-into-al-qaeda-coffers.html
-
Thread is now political?
Sad..
Runs back to Jungle..
-
Thread is now political?
Sad..
Runs back to Jungle..
Sorry about that, IG.
But jungle full of
-
Natives from Gilligans Island
-
Natives from Gilligans Island
You can come up with good one’s! 🤣
Who were throwing spears
-
Thanks Cyg. I try to keep it light and maintain some degree of continuity.
Practicing for The Olympics😂
-
Thanks Cyg. I try to keep it light and maintain some degree of continuity.
Practicing for The Olympics😂
You’re welcome, Mark.
I can see that! 😂
To run from wolverines
-
And learn to hurdle
-
Cactus at ten feet
-
Ouch I did'nt clear
-
So they gathered together
-
and made secret plans
-
To build an outhouse
-
Where All Could Use
-
When mother nature calls
-
The dauphins sing with
-
Mark on the campgrounds lol
-
Dauphins on land now?
-
Dauphins on land now?
Can dance, didn’t know? 😂
-
Didn't get the memo
-
😆
Memo to Doris Day
-
About her beehive do
-
And dyed it blue lol
-
Once blue it thrived
-
On chocolate cake till
-
the chocolate meets frosting
-
And loads of beer
-
The beer flowed freely
-
On the watermelons because
-
The butterflies flew softly
-
As they drank from
-
The puddles of beer
-
pretzles fell from sky
-
Ate some and slipped
-
Into a fiery caldera
-
The firemen cooled them
-
With buckets of ice
-
With lots of beer
-
Copious amounts of beer
-
Beer by the tankers
-
We need a tap
-
We need a tap
I knew that was coming! 😂
The bear got one
-
Lotta beer to drink✔️
-
beer through a straw
-
Straw wasn’t big enough
-
we got a funnel
-
Epic partying dead ahead
-
smoked some good reefer
-
Don't Bogart that joint
-
Don't Bogart that joint
Save roach for me
-
Left in your ashtray
-
Got a good buzz
-
Don't eat too much
-
Much is less yes
-
Moonlight brings dancing girls..
-
wearing coconut dancing bras
-
Bras are always optional
-
If you so dare
-
I’ll take yours off 😁
-
then I'd slap you 🤣
-
May I have another? 😂
-
time for a refill,
-
Beer for everyone here!
-
Yuck!
A beer will never touch these lips of mine, Cyg.
Visits the wine cellar..
-
Yuck!
A beer will never touch these lips of mine, Cyg.
Visits the wine cellar..
Lmao 🤣
I don’t do much beer myself, IG, I was just continuing with the storyline. 😂
I pick the red! lol
-
Geez! Just pour something
-
Geez! Just pour something
forget the naysayers... I am pouring you a beer with froth
-
Love a cold beer
-
Geez! Just pour something
Oh, I’m losing it! 🤣
-
Love a cold beer
To share with, dog? lol
-
Love a cold beer
Well, have another with me... headed to fridg now
-
How much longer Cowface?
-
sidetracked, too much beer lol
-
Now hiring: Beer garcon.
-
back again here now
-
Hippie beer wagon here 😂
-
tap the kegs open
-
How do dat sir? 😂
-
bring bottle opener ready
-
But you say tap? (Where tap at) 😂
-
open beer keg tap
-
How dat pale face? 😂
-
We drink we see
-
I see double tree
-
one tree or two?
-
Two but know one
-
The tree of life
-
No, tree of pain
(Me walk into it)
-
all humankind looks above
-
See Flying Spaghetti Monster
-
spewing sauce and meat balls
-
For every pale face
-
we all became friends
-
Covered in special sauce lol
-
Covered in special sauce lol
We will need napkins
-
We will need napkins
Why not more beer?
-
beer is good too
-
Wash off with beer lol
-
No Soap Was Available
-
Somebody Bogart the soap?
-
Just don’t bend over 😂
-
I'm standing straight up
-
we should march forward
-
Gonna need some practice
-
left right left right
-
Only have one leg
-
I will drag you
-
Sounds like a plan
-
Put peg leg on
-
We gonna rob ships?
-
The one with gold
-
Get the loot mates
-
Pockets Full Of Gold
-
From sunken Spanish galleons
-
spaceships under sand dunes
-
out for a journey to the unknown,
-
Just like Star Trek
-
And those dang Klingons
-
Shallow gene pool evidence
-
Cause they like cavemen lol
-
Everybody loves somebody, sometime
-
That's how it works...
-
works well with beer lol
-
Man you're getting schnockered
-
And you're getting bamboOzled...
-
Bears are drunken sailors
(All I got for the day)
-
Sailors are drunken bears...
Lol!!!
-
Sailors Talk About Home
https://youtu.be/DVx8L7a3MuE
-
And magical fairy princesses...
-
And the Story Continues......
-
With a bad wolf
-
Wolves are heavy breathers
-
From running down grandma
-
Grandma wore army boots
-
And kicked’em mighty hard
-
And stomped mud puddles...
-
Till dry and dusty
-
Grandma finally busted her
-
Bottle of beer and
-
Thousands of ants got
-
Drunk from all the beer
-
Then they danced naked...
-
So The Story Goes.............
-
strutting their stuff, then