Author Topic: A- 2 -W Of Utter Bullshit  (Read 45675 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline egg

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1988
  • Karma +39/-0
  • Location: England
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3906 on: November 23, 2019, 08:12:59 am »
Trekking the Himalayas on a three legged Yak
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the f**k are you doing?



Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 242658
  • Karma +520/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3907 on: November 23, 2019, 02:44:38 pm »
Underneath a date palm in the sahara.

Offline Jemima721

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17368
  • Karma +224/-10
  • Location: England The Land Of Milk And Honey ; )
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3908 on: November 24, 2019, 03:56:15 am »
Very nice place to be Pete !
Maybe a little too hot for me 😆
Happy New Year 🎊🎉❤

Offline egg

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1988
  • Karma +39/-0
  • Location: England
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3909 on: November 24, 2019, 07:21:34 am »
With or without a Camel Pete ??

Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the f**k are you doing?



Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 242658
  • Karma +520/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3910 on: November 24, 2019, 05:21:23 pm »
Yes a camel would be nice!


Offline egg

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1988
  • Karma +39/-0
  • Location: England
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3911 on: November 25, 2019, 12:59:19 pm »
Zephyrs are handy in the desert when you're eating camel's hump. They keep you cool !!
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the f**k are you doing?



Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 242658
  • Karma +520/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3912 on: November 25, 2019, 02:20:23 pm »
Ass of camel is tasty!

Offline egg

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1988
  • Karma +39/-0
  • Location: England
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3913 on: November 25, 2019, 02:27:20 pm »
Bit chewy I was told
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the f**k are you doing?



Offline _ _

  • 100 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 142857
  • Karma +307/-7
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3914 on: November 25, 2019, 08:27:14 pm »
Could use a little salt...
🇺🇸 I STAND WITH ISRAEL 🇮🇱

Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 242658
  • Karma +520/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3915 on: November 25, 2019, 10:16:31 pm »
Downing a bottle of wine will help!

Offline Jemima721

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17368
  • Karma +224/-10
  • Location: England The Land Of Milk And Honey ; )
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3916 on: November 26, 2019, 05:48:20 am »
Ewwwwwwwwwk.. Camel ? That has given me the right hump now ; )
Happy New Year 🎊🎉❤

Offline egg

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1988
  • Karma +39/-0
  • Location: England
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3917 on: November 26, 2019, 07:56:03 am »
Fetch the smelling salts for Jemima ...........Quick !!!
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the f**k are you doing?



Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 242658
  • Karma +520/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3918 on: November 26, 2019, 08:02:22 am »
Give her a whiff of Jiff!


Offline Jemima721

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17368
  • Karma +224/-10
  • Location: England The Land Of Milk And Honey ; )
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3919 on: November 26, 2019, 10:33:18 am »
Ho Ho Ho ! Very Funny ; )
Happy New Year 🎊🎉❤

Offline egg

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1988
  • Karma +39/-0
  • Location: England
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3920 on: November 26, 2019, 10:43:50 am »
I wouldn't like to spread OUR Jif on my bread



Although they've now re-named it Cif , Perhaps for that reason ??
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

Did you know that if you hold your ear up to a strangers leg you can actually hear them say "what the f**k are you doing?



Offline _ _

  • 100 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 142857
  • Karma +307/-7
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3921 on: November 26, 2019, 08:31:14 pm »
Just say no!
🇺🇸 I STAND WITH ISRAEL 🇮🇱

Offline Texas Pete

  • Administrator
  • 200 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 242658
  • Karma +520/-168
  • Location: Topix Too
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3922 on: November 26, 2019, 08:46:56 pm »
Keep on trucking!


Offline _ _

  • 100 Grand Member
  • *
  • Posts: 142857
  • Karma +307/-7
Re: A- 2 -Z Of Utter Bullshit
« Reply #3923 on: November 26, 2019, 09:33:42 pm »
Love me tender..
🇺🇸 I STAND WITH ISRAEL 🇮🇱