A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?
He declines. "Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry
right now. "It's this ****," he says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
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At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something.
"How about a bowl of soup homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
He declines. "The ****," he says, "really
trashes my desire for food.
Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some
scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again.
"No," he says, "it's got to be the ****. I'm still not hungry."
"Well," she says, "Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving."