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Re: Joke Of The Day
« on: January 04, 2019, 10:15:01 pm »
A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

 

I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

 

In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.

 

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

 

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun,

and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

 

A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife"
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