Little Johnny sitting on the curb tossing a vial up in the air and catching it, a priest walks up and asked what was in the vial, little johnny replied this is some potent stuff father, its hydrochloric acid, the priest pulls a jar of holy water from his robe and replied to Johnny, this is very powerful stuff too son, I can rub some on a Ladys stomach and she'll pass a baby, little Johnny said that aint nothing father, I can rub some of this on a dog's ass and it'll pass a motorcycle!