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Re: Joke Of The Day
« on: January 17, 2019, 10:21:24 am »
A woman says to her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

Husband: "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery." Wife: "How do I do it without surgery?"Husband: "Just rub toilet paper between them".

Startled, the wife asks, "How does that make them bigger?"

Husband: "I don't know, but it worked for your ass."
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