A taxi cab driver picks up a nun and stares at the nun. The nun asked him why was he staring and he said it was always a fantasy of his to kiss a nun. The nun said I will let you kiss me on two conditions, you have to be single and Catholic. The cabbie said I am both, the nun said pull over in that alley. The nun then lays a kiss on him that would make a hooker blush. The cab driver after the kiss starts crying. The nun ask why he was crying and he said I lied, I am married and Jewish. The nun said that's okay, my name is Kevin and I am headed to a Halloween costume party.
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