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An  Italian grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You comma to de front door of  the apartmenta. I am inna apartmenta 301.

 
There issa bigga  panel at the front door.  With you elbow , pusha  button 301.  I will buzza you in. Come inside, the elevator is  on the right. Get in, and with you elbow , pusha  3.

 
When you get out, I'mma on the left. With you elbow, hit my doorbell."

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all  these buttons with my elbow? ............
   
"What .. . .. .. .. You coming empty handed?"