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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and
asks the assistant for some rectum
deodorant.

The pharmacist, a little bemused.
explains to the woman they don't sell
rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the
pharmacist that she has been buying
the stuff from this store on a regular
basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist
"we don't have any."

"But I always buy it here," insists
the blonde.

"Do you have the container it
came in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes" says the blonde, "I'll go home
and get it."

She returns with the container and
hands it to the pharmacist who looks
at it and says to her, " This is just a
normal stick of underarm deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the
container back and reads out loud
from the container, " TO APPLY,
PUSH UP BOTTOM."