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9 Reasons Why A Girl Who Smokes Weed Makes The Perfect Girlfriend

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Texas Pete:
9. She’s good with her hands.
As a general rule of thumb (no pun intended), most true stoners are good with their hands – and, if she can skill a cone proper, she can always post up and roll my weed. And if you find a shorty with roll-up game, make sure you hold her down.

Trust me, there’s nothing sexier than watching a chick finesse a joint, or the fronto, with just a pair of elegant, manicured, hands – or split a Dutch with one, red painted, fingernail. I guess it’s a visual thing, but it never gets old – at least not for me.

Texas Pete:
8. She doesn’t sweat the small things.
Most of the time, conflicts that arise within relationships, stem from the pettiest sh*t. With that being said, when there are intense emotions invested, these same petty issues can sometimes double as the driving force behind more serious disharmony, among lovers.

Weed is crucial because it helps you keep things in perspective. You’ll think about the things that truly matter to you, and the ones that don’t matter, you’ll forget.

Girls who smoke weed rarely sweat the small things, like gossip or drama, because they understand there’s no time for that; there’s no point in that.

Texas Pete:
7. She’s good at sharing.
Stoner chicks make the best girlfriends because the entire concept of pot smoking, in general, promotes the notion of sharing.

Whether you “take two and pass” or corner the edge of the bowl, so that both of you get fresh snaps from the bong – weed smoking and selfishness never match well together.

Life tip: If she leaves you a doobie clip on the bedside for when you wake up, before she leaves – that’s love, baby. Put a ring on it... and always make sure to do the same for her.

Texas Pete:
6. She thinks for herself.
People who smoke weed get judged. It’s frustrating; most of the time it’s groundless, but – for the most part – it’s also unavoidable. Hey, that’s just the way it is (insert 2Pac “Changes” voice).

In spite of everything, the girl who smokes weed doesn’t give one f*ck about what society says. She trusts her own intuition, and understands: If she likes something, she doesn’t need any further approval. This is evident by the pack of OCB Slims hanging out of her denim back pocket.

She has an independent mind and, most importantly, thinks for herself. I f*ck with that.

Texas Pete:
5. She understands how to balance parts of life.
Yeah, I get it, smoking pot probably isn’t the most responsible hobby one could pick up. Still, those who manage to find time to get high and also handle their business across all other walks of life, however, in my opinion, are the most well-rounded. Life is about doing the things you love.

The truest discipline isn’t demonstrated by running away from things, or avoiding them entirely, it’s proven through moderation and self-control. As long as you stay grounded with your ambitions, there’s always a time to catch a flight.


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